Rule #1 about Activity Days: When going to the library to get sciptures for your activity NEVER TAKE A SHORTCUT THROUGH THE GYM. The lights will be turned off and you can't find a light switch so you will just decide to run through and hope the door will stay open long enough for you to get to the other side. The door will close VERY fast. There will be chairs set up and you will crash into them, resulting with your leg stuck in a chair. You will scream fro help, but by the time everybody gets there you will be unstuck and will just be very embarrassed. At the time, your leg will not hurt, just be very hot and tingly, but later your ankle will hurt like crazy, same with your arm.
Rule #1 about changing your clothes when you fall down in the snow and get saturated: ALWAYS GET YOUR CLOTHES THAT YOU WILL WEAR BEFORE YOU TAKE THE CLOTHES THAT YOU'RE WEARING OFF. You will have to run to your mom's room to get some pants, but the builder dude (note: your mom puts your clothes on her dresser after she folds the laundry for you to pick up, and the builder dude is the person who is finishing your basement) will be walking in the door just as you are walking across the hall with no pants on. You will be very embarrassed and will not be able to sleep that night because you worry if the builder dude will tell his whole family about it at dinner. Then his daughter might tell the kids at school and the result will be disastrous!
FOLLOW THESE RULES AT ALL TIMES!!!!!!
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haha! Thanks for a good laugh! Rebecca is a little bit crazy!
ReplyDeleteThat was hysterical! You should have Rebecca guest post more often. :)
ReplyDeleteSo funny! Isn't it funny to get insight into what kids really worry about. What a cute post!
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